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EVIL browser toolbar WREAKS havoc in internet super highway

Personal Computer experts are saying this could be THE NEXT y2K!
The BAD FUNK toolbar SECRETLY installs on your computer's browsing window & use COLD WAR TECHNOLOGY to hypnotize put you in REAL SALTY MOODs.

BEST ADVICE: unplug internet wires HA!

but if friends alreayd have installed BAD FUNK,, experts advice that only weakness is cat-tube.www

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NEW use for PACKING PEANUTES surprises SENATOR!!!

put em in hot cocoa when no mallows HA!

SEN. Kobe says : "i'm trying that when i get home form a long day in the DC" :]]

CAT TUBE

- ~ - the best of CATs SINCE '93 - ~ - 3082 cool viDz! - ~ - 18235 hOURS of WHA? - ~ - Not ur pep pep's Cat site ;-] - ~ - BEST VIEWED in Netscape Navigator v2.09 - ~ -
- ~ - always lookin for FRESH clips, email STAN-the-MAN@cats-tube.www - ~ -

NeXT CaT .->

ZMZ ! B+ cELEB nEWS 25/7 a month

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REALITY SHOW STAR Dim Dash Launches 3D Space F2P Game

woe! Just when you thought your i-smart-teelephone couldn't get any MORE FUN, Dim DASh launches her new FREE-2-PLAY shopping SIMULATOR!! Lunched last week, the GAME has already earned the DaSH fam 309827,000,000 dollars !

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A-list DOG shaVING incident shocks SENATOR!!!

'lebs EVERYWHERE hav been caught taking clippers to fur HA!

SEN. Kobe says : "i just thought puppies were naturally hairless?" ;]]

Tek SqueeezE - Your LATEST Digital Desires!

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Welfie™ PIXEL SHARING app lets YOU take selfies of OTHER PEOPLE

I used to think i wouldn't need another ap on my phone. HAH! was i wrong? yes! NOW the new app Welfie™ has CHANGED MY LIFE ! i use Welfie™ everywhere. the shower. the car. the bus. the groceries. HECK i'M using it right now to take a photo of my dog taking a photo of my cat !!!

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Welfie™'s K-Round financing scintillates SENATOR!!!

new PIXEL SHARING startup raises $87382,000,000 to develop money printing genies HA!

SEN. Kobe says : "whoa i wish i has a geni !" :]]

Credits

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Good Fred Bad Funk

This game was made by Matthew Rayfield in 48 hours for Ludum Dare 32.

I hope you enjoyed it! Please let me know what you think.

@MatthewRayfield
Matt@EelCatch.com

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Image Attributions

All character graphics are original. Backgrounds were constructed from pieces of the images referenced below. Cat GIFs were borrowed from links below. I hope you don't mind.

http://www.jetoboj.cz/wp-content/detached-house.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/St_Fagans_Celtic_Village_the_main_hut.jpg
http://careyfuller.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/rv-pics-0011.jpg
http://tightlinesdesigns.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/large/images/house/Ansley_Front2_0.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/New_Chums_beach_Whangapoua_Waikato.jpg
http://www.petco.com/assets/product_images/0/029695259425D.jpg

http://floorandwall.it/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sfondo.jpg
https://spinachandsprinkles.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/img_1146.jpg
http://thecomputerrepairexpert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Tatung-einstein-computer.png
http://freera.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Unique-interior-doors-15.jpg
http://www.petsolutions.com/images/Products/77206885.jpg

http://blogs.msdn.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/communityserver-blogs-components-weblogfiles/00-00-00-41-22-metablogapi/4300.image_5F00_4E44DE2A.png
https://www.kirsle.net/creativity/articles/experiment-3.png
http://www.wackyb.co.nz/archive/icq/smileys.gif
http://murphymac.com/slib/images/disable-windows-xp-notification-bubbles-balloons.png
http://rs517.pbsrc.com/albums/u333/PhotoPun/explosion.gif~c200

http://www.404errorpages.com/images/image003.png

http://decozt.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/apartments-decoration-living-room-basement-besf-of-ideas-big-tile-of-ceramic-white-sills-with-glasses-sliding-door-using-aluminum-frame-green-color-wall-white-ceiling-decorates-ceramic-patterns-tile-floo.jpg
http://s298.photobucket.com/user/duffield02/media/Backgrounds/ZebraPrint.jpg.html
http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00aMbQoYUmOBrI/Wood-Veneer-Door-HDC-037-.jpg
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/085/7/1/Retro_Computer_png_by_AbsurdWordPreferred.png
http://yourgardendecorinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Garudian-Lion.jpg

http://14textures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/VC_Summer__3240.jpg
http://cdn01.wallconvert.com/_media/conv/1/15/148324-ubuntu-12.04.jpg
http://www.cleansealdoors.com/images/Excel_SS_Swing_Fire_Door.jpg
http://st.houzz.com/simgs/89a142430d44ead4_4-0924/traditional-bathroom-sinks.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/C64c_system.jpg

http://www.eonline.com/news/567571/happy-world-cat-day-here-are-22-perfect-gifs-to-honor-our-feline-overlords
http://viralgifs.com/lulz-50-epic-cat-gifs/
http://www.complex.com/style/2013/04/the-25-funniest-grumpy-cat-gifs/
and maybe a few cat gifs from google images ... i searched "cat gifs"
                            

Oh and most sounds were created with bfxr or other doodads. But the Windows sounds came from: http://grossgang.com/wav/windows%20sounds/windows%20xp%20media%20senter/

SEN. Kobe says : "hey kids! stay in school" ;]]